February 2012
captaincrotch:
I don’t like lama del rayman I’m sorry everyone.
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gracedaniels asked: IT'S THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD
January 2012
giv me ur skypes ok
youmeatvibe:
someone give me good mixers for baileys im sick of drinking it straight
chocolate yazoo!!!!
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runningheadlong asked: u smell but i luv u
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4 exams over
4 to go
not got one tomorrow though so i can do fuck all tonight :-) yay
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ohhhh yabba dabba do one SON
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sean, indiana jones doesn’t wear a thong
and doesn’t wall jump between two posts
he just gets chased by boulders and aliens and stuff
his life isn’t as good as a tomb raider’s
i have a new life ambition
to be a boy version of tomb raider
and go to tombs and raid them
if you’ll pardon the pun
and be all flippy and do wall jumps to get places and find jars with useless crap in and video things on my waterproof camera and i’ll wear a thong too
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do i give a fuck bECCA
no i dont
johnny
i don’t know how to say this but
i think i’m getting funnier every time i come on here
never seen 500 days of summer shoot me 👽🔫
izzy’s kitten sauron (cut3)
STUPID ADVERT SPONSORING BIG BROTHER OSMOSIS IS FOR WATER NOT SPRAY TAN YOU FUCKTARD IT’S DIFFUSION
if i was ever to OD to kill myself i’d drink hundreds of bottles of calpol that’s the best way to go
penisdetective asked: hey matt. hey
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December 2011
perfectmanifest asked: Love me plz
downloaded loads of apps like “free facial hair” and “vampire me”
they are brilliant